Post by Barbie Czarnecki on Mar 27, 2009 18:11:36 GMT -4
Hello, first off congratulations on achieving what 14 other people couldn't do. I respect you both as human beings and I'm glad that you are here, both. However, through out this Tribal Council I'm going to be a huge ass bitch, why? It's actually pretty simple, because I'm not a biased juror and by being a bitch to both [Sorry Shawn, but you don't have my vote for just being my buddy] I can get to read both your game-play and your whole game so I can make an impersonal decision as to who should win this game. So, don't take things personally, this is just me doing my job as a juror. So, best of luck and be absolutely honest because a lie will make you loose my vote.
Talking about loosing my vote, you both have to strike up the spelling, a huge pet peeve of mine is that people who are native english speakers make a lot of spelling mistakes or type like RETARDS. Because honestly you guys should have a much better spelling than myself who’s first language is not even English, so spell check all your jury answers and Matty for Godness sake do not type like THIS, I know you want to point out what the “important” parts of your speech are but honestly it just get’s on my nerves and makes me want to smack you right across the face. So please stop it.
Shawn – Your opening statement, okay could you be any more boring? It was all blah, blah, blah and more blah, blah, blah. I am glad you decided to keep it short though instead of prolonging the torture of it being so lame! So, we all know you were an immunity whore and that you played a great strategic game, your social game was good as well but was it perfect? Far from it, you decided to turn your back on a lot of people without even apologizing afterwards or anything which puts you in a position where they might be angry and not vote for you for it, so yes that was a pretty dumb move.
Matty – Holy crap dude! While Shawn’s statement was small and boring yours was simply torture, you make this huge ass speech saying the same thing over and over and over and over again, we know you think you played better and you’ll be brutally honest, we got it the first five times you said it. So please don’t repeat it again or I might very well pull my eyes out of my sockets. Moving on, you say your social game was flawless and whatnot, was it flawless? No, far from it, someone with a good social game does not annoy the crap out of more than half the people on the game [including the hosts] because they know what a stupid thing it will be to just annoy the people who you are playing with, personally you got to a point when you will talk and I will come up with some excuse so you’ll stop talking and thanking me for helping you and all that crap. Also in your O.S. you make me sound like a complete idiot, oh really? I was a complete idiot? Once again way to use your social skills Then you say you are an alpha male, do you even know what that means in terms of this game? An Alpha male is the strongest [physically] male in the game, which I think will be either Shawn or Coach as they ho’ed the immunities, so yes you were by no means an alpha male either, so yes you were really physically weak thus the whole thing about acting “weak” is complete bullshit because you were actually pretty damn weak. Oh and just for the record you are soooo conceited, you keep saying how much of a good guy you are and all that crap and I mean, okay we get it, we all think you are a good guy but we don’t need to hear it over and over and over again because that’s just annoying. [For the record, you say you edited your speech as to not sound cocky and condescending… epic fail there] . One last thing, the whole “I give you my buff” thing to Erin, ugh totally cheesy, made me want to vomit, not because you did it or gave it to Erin but because it’s sooooo cheesy, it’s like in those movies when they do something soooo corny that you just want to vomit and leave the theatre? So please, don’t pull that shit during the Final TC.
Now let’s get down to the questions, remember while I might have been rooting for Shawn to get here that does not mean I’m voting for him, all I wanted was for him to get here and show me he deserves it but my vote is still completely in the air.
Individual questions:[/u]
Matty – You claim that you knew everything going on and you were the “Hidden Mastermind” behind the whole game, alright let’s say for now I believe that is not complete bullshit. Please tell me 5 moves that you did by yourself, without the help of anyone else or the approval either that I, Kelly, didn’t have the faintest idea about.
Shawn - Everyone perceives you as my side-kick they all think that you were basically just doing what I wanted you to do. I personally did not see this fully but I do agree that I felt as if you were letting me take the reigns and make most decisions myself. Why did you do this? What was the plan behind this? Why didn't you step up to the plate more.
Questions for Both
As we all know Survivor is a social game, it truly is, that, for me it’s the most important part of the whole experience, and you both claim to have had a very strong social game, but was it really? Below are some questions about our jury members [or important pre-jurors] so I know how well you got to know your peers, this is probably the most important part of my whole rant. If you want, you can PM me your answers so there is no “copying” just state that you are doing so.
1. Which two jurors share the same name “Alex”?
2. Which juror works as a spread-sheet slave?
3. Which juror is allergic to bananas?
4. Which juror and one pre juror work as models?
5. Which juror suffers of diabetes?
6. Which juror’s have the same name but spell it differently [one of those jurors, this name is the middle name]?
7. Which juror has won a game playing as Eliza Orlins?
8. Which juror can speak French fluidly?
9. Where is Brendan from?
10. Name all of the jurors [+ Brendan, Butch, Sierra, Paloma] who are not from the US.
11. What’s MY favourite colour?
12. How many siblings does COACH has?
13. Which jurors [+ Brendan, Butch, Sierra, Paloma] share a name with an actual survivor?
14. Where is Jaime from?
15. Name all the jurors who have previously won a game and if you can name who they have won as.
16. Which jurors favourite survivor is Kimmi Kappenberg?
17. Which juror always outlasts ME. Always.
18. Which juror can speak a perfect Spanish?
19. Which juror did I play my first game ever with?
20. During that game we were Final 2, who won?
21. Who was/am I rooting for to win Tocantins?
Of course as a winner you ought to know how other people played the game, what their strategy coming in was and how it changed. List all jurors and tell me what their strategy was coming into the game and what they changed it to, later on. Also rank them on their gameplay 1 being the one who played the best and 7 being the one that played the worst and compare each juror to a survivor from the show and explain why.
Answer the following game related questions.
1. Mention everyone who had an idol.
2. Tell me why Butch was voted out.
3. Explain to me who told JR to play his idol.
4. Why did I get pissed at JR for outlasting me?
5. Who did Coach wanted to be in the F2 with?
6. When I left I mentioned I was rooting for some people, who were they?
If this game was being aired on TV please tell me what edit each of the 16 players will get [including yourself] and why do you think they’ll get that edit.
Each of you tell me what I did wrong to be sitting over here and how you did it better so you earned your spot there and I didn’t.
Now it’s time for you to give out some awards, add the name of the player who you feel deserves the award the most and explain why. If you choose yourself as an answer, explain why and say who will be the runner up.
Most over-rated-
Most under-rated-
Most under-achieved -
Most over-achieved –
The Alpha Male Award –
The Mastermind Award –
The Flirt Award –
The Pitty Award – aka someone who didn’t do anything but thinks they did.
The Evil Wizard – aka the biggest villian
The Knight in Shining Armor – aka the hero
The Damsel in Distress –
If you could remove one juror from the jury and replace them with a pre-juror who would those be and why?
Remember no sucking up, I HATE suck-ups and if you do it you might just loose my vote.
P.S. I’ll probably ask and add more when I’m not so damn tired. What? Don’t look at me like that, this is a torture Final TC
Talking about loosing my vote, you both have to strike up the spelling, a huge pet peeve of mine is that people who are native english speakers make a lot of spelling mistakes or type like RETARDS. Because honestly you guys should have a much better spelling than myself who’s first language is not even English, so spell check all your jury answers and Matty for Godness sake do not type like THIS, I know you want to point out what the “important” parts of your speech are but honestly it just get’s on my nerves and makes me want to smack you right across the face. So please stop it.
Shawn – Your opening statement, okay could you be any more boring? It was all blah, blah, blah and more blah, blah, blah. I am glad you decided to keep it short though instead of prolonging the torture of it being so lame! So, we all know you were an immunity whore and that you played a great strategic game, your social game was good as well but was it perfect? Far from it, you decided to turn your back on a lot of people without even apologizing afterwards or anything which puts you in a position where they might be angry and not vote for you for it, so yes that was a pretty dumb move.
Matty – Holy crap dude! While Shawn’s statement was small and boring yours was simply torture, you make this huge ass speech saying the same thing over and over and over and over again, we know you think you played better and you’ll be brutally honest, we got it the first five times you said it. So please don’t repeat it again or I might very well pull my eyes out of my sockets. Moving on, you say your social game was flawless and whatnot, was it flawless? No, far from it, someone with a good social game does not annoy the crap out of more than half the people on the game [including the hosts] because they know what a stupid thing it will be to just annoy the people who you are playing with, personally you got to a point when you will talk and I will come up with some excuse so you’ll stop talking and thanking me for helping you and all that crap. Also in your O.S. you make me sound like a complete idiot, oh really? I was a complete idiot? Once again way to use your social skills Then you say you are an alpha male, do you even know what that means in terms of this game? An Alpha male is the strongest [physically] male in the game, which I think will be either Shawn or Coach as they ho’ed the immunities, so yes you were by no means an alpha male either, so yes you were really physically weak thus the whole thing about acting “weak” is complete bullshit because you were actually pretty damn weak. Oh and just for the record you are soooo conceited, you keep saying how much of a good guy you are and all that crap and I mean, okay we get it, we all think you are a good guy but we don’t need to hear it over and over and over again because that’s just annoying. [For the record, you say you edited your speech as to not sound cocky and condescending… epic fail there] . One last thing, the whole “I give you my buff” thing to Erin, ugh totally cheesy, made me want to vomit, not because you did it or gave it to Erin but because it’s sooooo cheesy, it’s like in those movies when they do something soooo corny that you just want to vomit and leave the theatre? So please, don’t pull that shit during the Final TC.
Now let’s get down to the questions, remember while I might have been rooting for Shawn to get here that does not mean I’m voting for him, all I wanted was for him to get here and show me he deserves it but my vote is still completely in the air.
Individual questions:[/u]
Matty – You claim that you knew everything going on and you were the “Hidden Mastermind” behind the whole game, alright let’s say for now I believe that is not complete bullshit. Please tell me 5 moves that you did by yourself, without the help of anyone else or the approval either that I, Kelly, didn’t have the faintest idea about.
Shawn - Everyone perceives you as my side-kick they all think that you were basically just doing what I wanted you to do. I personally did not see this fully but I do agree that I felt as if you were letting me take the reigns and make most decisions myself. Why did you do this? What was the plan behind this? Why didn't you step up to the plate more.
Questions for Both
As we all know Survivor is a social game, it truly is, that, for me it’s the most important part of the whole experience, and you both claim to have had a very strong social game, but was it really? Below are some questions about our jury members [or important pre-jurors] so I know how well you got to know your peers, this is probably the most important part of my whole rant. If you want, you can PM me your answers so there is no “copying” just state that you are doing so.
1. Which two jurors share the same name “Alex”?
2. Which juror works as a spread-sheet slave?
3. Which juror is allergic to bananas?
4. Which juror and one pre juror work as models?
5. Which juror suffers of diabetes?
6. Which juror’s have the same name but spell it differently [one of those jurors, this name is the middle name]?
7. Which juror has won a game playing as Eliza Orlins?
8. Which juror can speak French fluidly?
9. Where is Brendan from?
10. Name all of the jurors [+ Brendan, Butch, Sierra, Paloma] who are not from the US.
11. What’s MY favourite colour?
12. How many siblings does COACH has?
13. Which jurors [+ Brendan, Butch, Sierra, Paloma] share a name with an actual survivor?
14. Where is Jaime from?
15. Name all the jurors who have previously won a game and if you can name who they have won as.
16. Which jurors favourite survivor is Kimmi Kappenberg?
17. Which juror always outlasts ME. Always.
18. Which juror can speak a perfect Spanish?
19. Which juror did I play my first game ever with?
20. During that game we were Final 2, who won?
21. Who was/am I rooting for to win Tocantins?
Of course as a winner you ought to know how other people played the game, what their strategy coming in was and how it changed. List all jurors and tell me what their strategy was coming into the game and what they changed it to, later on. Also rank them on their gameplay 1 being the one who played the best and 7 being the one that played the worst and compare each juror to a survivor from the show and explain why.
Answer the following game related questions.
1. Mention everyone who had an idol.
2. Tell me why Butch was voted out.
3. Explain to me who told JR to play his idol.
4. Why did I get pissed at JR for outlasting me?
5. Who did Coach wanted to be in the F2 with?
6. When I left I mentioned I was rooting for some people, who were they?
If this game was being aired on TV please tell me what edit each of the 16 players will get [including yourself] and why do you think they’ll get that edit.
Each of you tell me what I did wrong to be sitting over here and how you did it better so you earned your spot there and I didn’t.
Now it’s time for you to give out some awards, add the name of the player who you feel deserves the award the most and explain why. If you choose yourself as an answer, explain why and say who will be the runner up.
Most over-rated-
Most under-rated-
Most under-achieved -
Most over-achieved –
The Alpha Male Award –
The Mastermind Award –
The Flirt Award –
The Pitty Award – aka someone who didn’t do anything but thinks they did.
The Evil Wizard – aka the biggest villian
The Knight in Shining Armor – aka the hero
The Damsel in Distress –
If you could remove one juror from the jury and replace them with a pre-juror who would those be and why?
Remember no sucking up, I HATE suck-ups and if you do it you might just loose my vote.
~Kelly
P.S. I’ll probably ask and add more when I’m not so damn tired. What? Don’t look at me like that, this is a torture Final TC